[paranoia] GET SLIM & STAY SLIM WITHOUT DIETING! Here's how...

[kh6kh78 at yahoo.com]

BEGIN THIS NEW YEAR
WITHOUT GOING ON ANOTHER DIET!

It only takes an hour of your time to gently rub in our miracle gel and
.. LOSE AN AVERAGE TOTAL OF 4-6 INCHES
    OF STUBBORN FAT OVERNIGHT!

****FLATTEN your stomach.
****REMOVE stubborn "Love Handles"
****RE-SHAPE your butt.
****TRIM your thighs.
****REDUCE cellulite everywhere!

WITHOUT strict diets ^^^WITHOUT strenuous exercise
^^^WITHOUT harmful metabolism boosters ^^^WITHOUT surgery

FOR MORE FREE INFORMATION,  testimonials, and how and why
our miracle gel safely creates such amazing overnight results --

EMAIL US:         (Fill in Email Address)

CALL US:    520-203-4572 (9am-6pm, MST Mon-Sun)
                     You'll talk to people who have used our miracle gels.

DO YOU HAVE A LOT TO LOSE OR A LITTLE?

It's safe and easy for men and women of all ages
to use our MIRACLE GELS as often as once a week
to help you lose more and more inches.

            GUARANTEED RESULTS!

"My wife was scheduled for $6,000 liposuction surgery.
We saw your ad and decided your product was worth
trying first. Words can't express our delight!   My wife
lost four inches in her midriff and three inches in her waist,
much more than the 'average results' in your ad. Needless
to say, we cancelled the surgery."
                                            Eric Larsen, Lacrosse, WI

"I'm a professional singer, and I'm on the road a lot.  I lost
almost two inches in my waistline in the first 24 hours.
I am very proud of the fact that I have lost this waistline
and obliques fat."
                                            David Hutchins, Hickory, NC

"I lost one inch in my waist, one inch in my hips, and two inches
in my thighs. The overnight results with your product are
really great!  Thank you!"
                                            Susan Meir, New York, NY

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